aristocrats joke script

Then the father gets up and says, "And now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11." Good. Edgar Balthazar: Of course, Madame. We're geese. Georges Hautecourt: [voice] To your cats? Napoleon:I got a feelin' this caseis gonna bust wide open. [ Singing ]Everybody wantsto be a catBecause a cat's the only catwho knows where it's at, O'Malley [ Spoken ] Tell me about it! Well if a guy is fist f***ing his daughter, who's young, and her a**hole is pretty small, and this is a grown man with a big hand. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing] Oh, Berlioz. Amelia: Sir. Duchess: Please, girls. Every member of the family, including the dog, violates one another orally, digitally, and genitally. Jasmine: [singing] We're eventually getting married! This joke typically has these elementsalternative versions may change this form. Esmeralda: Well, you're not hurt, are you? Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Okay, baby. "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. Mark Elliott: Outside was a world he had only dreamed about. Now, Marie's the caboose. Well, uh--Well, all it needsis a little tidying upand, well,maybe aIittle feminine touch. I just thought of that and that's unbelievable. She'd always say that we'rethe greatest treasure she could own. Subscribe for more terrible shit! Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Well. "And basted in[ Sniffles ]white wine." It's "Roquefort". [ Grunting ] Okay, Laffy, you're right, it's the end. You know, when Pat Boone starts talking about fistfucking a dog, he really put feeling into it, he says. O'Malley:Yeah, honey. Edgar Balthazar: Whoa, Frou-Frou, whoa. Toulouse: But you know what? Look at this! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. [baby begins to cry] Yeah I didn't like it that much myself. Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. Art treasures,jewels and--. Duchess: Oh, thank goodness. "Saranora," and allthose goodbye things, baby. O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. WebThe Aristocats! It's about that big Bob Saget: I believe that's Shandling's joke. What's all the yellin'about, huh? [ Laughing ]. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The horse blocks the road. Doug stanhope's variation of the aristocrats joke. It looks like a serated sea snake. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Don't shush yourold Uncle Waldo! Bob Saget: There's my friend Paul and right now I'm looking at his dinger. T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! That's how Otto Peterson: My son comes out, I shoot him in the head, and then I F*** the bullet hole! Duchess: [Laughing]Bravo! I'll be spitting feathers for a week. (onscreen)Five! [sings] A guy so swell. And we blow Hitler, then next episode, we bite his dick off, ha ho! Duchess: Marie, darling. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. Robin Williams: It's a kindler, gentler genie! [The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. BAM THEM WITH AS POLITE A [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, we fade to a black background]. All aboard for Paris! Oh, dear. Berlioz: Look, guys! Why, your eyes are like sapphires,sparkling so bright. Good evening, Duchess. [Metro TrainWhistle Blowing] Oh no, train! Mama, I'm afraid! That ain't. [Screen flashes on the last note of the music, but the white screen fades to the title in front of a black background]. This is a family who are raping their own children, and performing bestiality! Uncle Waldo: [Laughter]Now, now, now, now. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Clickety-clickety-clickety. Please? Duchess: Yes. They're the one's who rescued you from drowning. First,to make the magic begin,you wiggleyour noseand tickleyour chin. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. Mussolini. He's nothing but a cad. O'Malley: Trouble? O'Malley:You know, they need--Well, you know, a sort--Well, a sort ofa--Well, a father around. Oh, gracious! Duchess: Oh, and I'mso very glad we didthis morning. Tinkerbell flies in and changes the scenes to the Disney Interactive logo as she flies off]. What happenedto your lovely tail feathers? And just as he gave life to "Cinderella" and "Pinocchio". This is not a joke, this would go on TV. In The Aristrocrats, Saget stole the show with one of the filthiest jokes ever committed to film. Mark Elliott: With it's all-new 37th animated motion picture! I'll be gone. You know, they make the morningradiant and light. But now we have tocook up a little spell. It was my favorite role. O'Malley:[offscreen]That was justa lucky break for me, baby. Abigail: A roue. Duchess! Lafayette [offscreen]I got him, I got him, I got him! Mother's going towork for Mr. O'Malley. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Just back away from me. [winks]Right off the cuff, yeah. Let'sget back into the basket, all of us! My bad. I ain't done nothin'. It's a totally different show. Poor Madame. Mark Elliott: On sale now, you can eventually own the Academy-Award winning box office hit, the most spoke-about movie of the year, the one video the entire world has been waiting for. Whoo-whoo! All: [offscreen]Everybody(2x)Everybodywants to be-A Lafayette:Hey, Napoleon,that sounds like the end. I'm still tryin'to get to SHORE! Don't be frightened. I've got to do something quick! How did they develop this act? You know, this isthe low-rent district, remember? Now, please, darling, settle down,and play meyour pretty little song. Why, I'll, I'll eatmy hat if they-- My hat! Berlioz:Hooray, we're home! Roquefort:A-A-Alley cats!? The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. The Muppets are hitting the high seas Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video presents from Jim Henson Productions Mark Elliott: And the rowdiest crew ever. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]Yes, Georges. Let's see. [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. Come along, dear. Tsk! What's all the whis--whispering about, huh? You don't need to scream. Oh, sorry, my dear. [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. And we were all ridingand bouncing along--. He rips off his wife's bra. Napoleon: Wait a minute. But it is notquite Shakespeare. Edgar Balthazar: Alright: The coast is clear. Marie: [singing] Doe me sodoe doe so me doeEvery truly culturedmusic student knowsYou must learn your scalesand your arpeggios[Catching A Breath]Bring the music ringingFrom your chestand not your noseWhile you sing your scalesand your arpeggios, Berlioz: [singing] If you're faithful toYour daily practicingYou will find your progressis encouragingDoe me so me doe me so mefa la so it goesWhen you do your scalesand your arpeggios, Duchess andMarie: [Singing]Doe me so doe, doe so me doeDoe me so doedoe so me doeThough at fiirst it seemsas though it doesn't showLike a tree, abilitywill root and grow, Toulouse: Duchess andMarie: lf you're smartyou'll learn by heartWhat every artist knows, Duchess andMarie:You must sing your scales, Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good evening,my little ones. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. That's 'causeI practice all the time. O'Malley: [offscreen]See ya around, tiger! Abigail: Yes. [Hissing]. Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. - What? Don't fuss over me. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? Aristocats are never found inalley ways or hanging around. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. The mother starts taking her blouse off. Hiya, chicks. Brainless lunatic! Scat Cat:Come on, cats! Did you haveany luck at all? Amelia: Oh, yes, I thinkwe'd better be going. [Screaming]Nice doggy! Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. Mysterious Cat-napperAbducts Family of Cats." Edgar, old chap, get used tothe finer things of life. [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. Marie: Thank you, Mr. O'Malley,for saving my life. Why, you'll, you'll wake upthe whole neighborhood! Milkman: Sacrebleu! That's onlya little frog, my love. Woody: [Shakes Buzz's head] You're a toy! In all our days,in tender ways,her love for uswas shown. Hey,Mr. O'Malley, how much farther is it? Not bad,eh, Frou-Frou old girl? Poppycock, man! If I said "magic carpet," okay? And for goodness sakes,do be careful! Duchess: Aristocrats do not practicebiting and clawingand things like that--it's just horrible! Why? [ Stammering ]D-D-Don't rush me. They shriek high-pitched until we fade to the crowd tossing confetti at Quasimodo]. Whoa! Thieves: [singing] Scheming up a scam, out on a limb. One joke prevails over all others, however: The Aristocrats, a joke comedians keep back to tell each other (or themselves, as a warm-up act). Mm. I've only got one. He hit me on the head. Lafayette: Oh, I get blamedfor everything. Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. I'll decide what it was. [Screen fades to black and the movie starts], Singer: Which pets' addressis the finest in Paris? [ Hiccups ]. Edgar, come quickly! "The "Aristocrats. Judy Gold: People can get up on stage if they want to, you know, finger my niece or touch my nephew's penis. [ Chuckling ]. Now, Toulouse, you goand start on with your painting. WebThe Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Edgar Balthazar: Great. Roquefort: I've got to find him. He bit my finger! Kyle keeps interrupting him as the story gets more filthy, but Cartman simply disregards him and continues. It's warmand, mm-mm, cozy. Oh, dear! And beyond! The Aristocrats- Not Telling The Joke. What is the Jawi script exactly and why did they stop using it in from www.quora.com. The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. WebWith nothing left to lose, he launched into the Aristocrats joke, shifting gears with a decisive, OK, a talent agent is sitting in his office. He goes on for nine minutes and 50 Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China! [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[Humming]. Duchess: Oh, Thomas, that was really brave of you. Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. Berlioz: I'm coming, Mama. You know. "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". Oh, are you all right? Buzz Lightyear: Hey! Duchess: Thomas, this is Ameliaand Abigail Gabble. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! The alley cats attack Edgar], [Roquefort spins the lock and it opens. Lafayette: I'll see ya in the morning,Napoleon. Mangy tramps! Because you're probably saying, if you have any sense of human decency, "Well, why didn't he stop them the minute he saw the father unzipping his pants!" Berlioz: [sighs] It's really hard to pronounce your name, man. Live all the adventure of the movie and more. It wasn't a dream, was it? Lafayette: Napoleon, I'm plumbgoose-pimply scared! Brian Cummings: Plus singing and swinging with the frogs. The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. [After the green FBI warnings, the Walt Disney Pictures logo appears, but silent clips of Disney movies and some of the Disneyland presentations are shown]. Being British, I wouldhave preferred sherry. And that's the act. [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Run! Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? Which I know is kind of an understatement, because youre saying, If you have any sense of human decency, just say, Why didnt the talent agent just stop them in the beginning? [Screen fades from black, showing some of the locations from the film]. [We cut to the thieves pointing their swords around Aladdin, Abu and Iago to the beat of the music] Taking whatever we please! It received publicity when it was used by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner in September 2001. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_144090, https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_aristocrats_quotes_144090. No. Toulouse,Marie, where are you? Frogs: [singing] Ribbit, croak, needeep, croak, ribbit. Napoleon:Wait a minute. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity. Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. August 12, 2005 Oh, it just isn't fair! O'Malley: Duchess, this isthe greatest cat of'em all: Scat Cat. Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. Cats:Everybody, everybodyEverybody wantsto be a cat, Berlioz: [ Sighing ]Everybody wantsto be a cat, Marie: Because a cat'sthe only catWho knowswhere it's at. Answer me please. THE ARISTOCRATS, Gilbert Gottfried, telling the joke, 2005. O'Malley: Well, they're kind a rough,you know, around the edges,but if you're ever in a jam, wham,they're right there. Gilbert Gottfried: And then the talent agent says, "That's awful. This joke was met with boos and jeers of "too soon." Now on video for a very limited time! I'm the one that sayswhen we go. Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats joke (2) VindictivePotato. He says, "What do you do?" Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Just in time now! [Quasimodo splashes water on his face as the screen brightens]. Toulouse: Gee whiz! Marie: But, mama, do wehave sparklingsapphire eyes that dazzle too? WebIn the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but WebThe Aristocrats is a terminal movie. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, Edgar, they're back! Scat Cat: Likewise, Duchess. O'Malley: Well, of course. YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. Alright? The Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. As with any other aristocrats video, this one also contains incredibly nasty profanity. Roquefort:Duchess! She's a real sexy nine-year-old. - The "Aristocrats." Now, dear, you goto the piano and-- Run a long. Lafayette:Oh, but Napoleon, we done bitsix tires today. Edgar Balthazar:Uh, allow me, Madame. Marie: Come on, guys, lets all start meowing. [The baby bird flies out of Quasimodo's hand and he starts to frown as he watches its freedom. Oh! Napoleon: No, no. Send us a tip using our anonymous form. What a classyneighborhood. Beau Weaver: And look for these grand Disney movies to add to your home video collection. Now, just a few dunks. Groove it, cat! Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. [The screen fades to black on the final note of the song, then in the black background, we see yellow subtitles reading "Coming to Theaters June 21st"] Coming to theaters June 21st! Have some. The joke, called "The Aristocrats" after its punchline, was setup as a pitch meeting to a talent agent. You eitherare or you're not. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. I'll be right back, y'all. [O'Malley pounces. Blow [offscreen] some of that sweet stuff my way. I am really in a great deal of trouble. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. We gotta split! Toulouse hisses and spits], Toulouse: [Snarling,Hissing]Meow! [Sniffling][Sloshing][Splat]Yeah! I'm not at home at all. Duchess: Now, now, darlings. I'm tryin'to get to shore. [onscreen]Down underneath here. It was a little oldcricket bug. But first, introductions. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you could have lost your life. Come on. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. Duchess: Now, Marie, darling,don't be frightened. Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! And when we get to Paris,I'll show you the time of your life. I'm gonna call it The Aristocrats. Whew! Marie: Oh noI wouldn'ttake up much room. How did they develop this act! The Aristocrats Joke!!! [The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to a black background with text saying "Coming to Theaters Summer 1996"]. You never miss. Come on. Lafayette: I'm scratchin'as fast as I can. Buzz's suit glows a bright green light]. Duchess: Say, what brings you two here? O'Malley:Boy, your eyesare like sapphires. And he says, "The Osbournes.". We British liketo keep things proper. Are you all right? Oh, no. So if you would be just so kind. The 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time Georges Hautecourt: And how we celebrated your success! Berlioz: Come on, " Rodeford." Let's getout of here. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Right off your cuff. Startmentioning name, rodent. [We cut to a pencil animation test of Genie turning into a construction worker]. Because the objective of the joke is its transgressive content, it is most often told privately,[5] such as by comedians to other comedians. Aufwiedersehen. He sneaked upbehind me and tailgated me. Marie: Goody. Edgar Balthazar:[offscreen]Now, my little pesky pets. So they're all f***ing each other right. Call the cops! I say, that's not at all bad. Roquefort:[ Breathing Hard ]No trouble, he said. What made them think that this this was entertaining? [The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo appears]. Mark Elliott: Including the Genie, brought to life again by the one-and-only Robin Williams. 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